PROBLEM && SOLUTION

So... this is my problem... this is My car, yes really... It is... er ... was my 2006 GMC Envoy and I totaled it. A deer ran in front of my car, I swerved, lost control and rolled it three times into a ditch...

The GOOD news is that I was thrown from the vehicle on the first roll. No, I was NOT drinking... No, nobody else was involved and aside from a bunch of bumps and bruises and 22 stitches in my arm, I was uninjured... The BAD news is I had basic liability insurance and my car was not covered at all... So... here I am... STUCK... with NO CAR!!!!!!!

THIS SUCKS ASS and I don't know how to get another car because I don't have the GREATEST of credit (I'm not even 20 and don't have a co-signer) and I only have about 600.00 in My savings account right now... SO... I gotta make money in a hurry to get a new set of wheels.

SO... one of my ideas is to squeeze as much cash out of XXXXXXX *he's up to date on payment*, the cocksucking faggot bitch boy that was stupid enough to give Me ALL his information as possible...
This is him:

Look at that pathetic little teeny weiner!!!!!! Scott lives at **** North Shore **** in  *** ***** ** ******

**** is a faggot cocksucker... See?

AND a pathetic panty-wearering pansy...

See?

He has been known to be made to do such things as tongue mop chocolate pudding from the floor of a public bathroom... and one time My friend and I made him lock himself out of his home... NAKED... in the winter...

you see how OBVIOUSLY puney his little pee-pee is... now imagine it in the Wisconsin winter! We made him climb back into his home through a window with neighbors having a party nearby.

You see, there is NO public transportation where I live... I need a car... and this lowly little loser will be contributing to My car fund... whether he likes it or NOT. It's gonna happen!/(photo of him with sign of devotion here)

This bitch boy is on the phone with Me now... BEGGING Me to "at least cover up my name like you did before.... re re re remember...? we talked about consent, Princess Lilly"... BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH!!! "Princess Lilly, please take it down, please cover it up... I didn't understand totally what blackmail was"... well, ya do now, BITCH! "will you please please please take it down, Princess Lilly? Please, Mistress?"...

Why, yes I will, ya little sniffling begging bitch... for a PRICE!!!!! You won't buy Me a car and bring it to Me, so you are gonna have to start contributing heavily to the Princess Lilly Vehicle Fund.... Awwwwwwwww....... POOR YOU!!!!! I guess you are gonna have to  put in some overtime or get REALLY good on your knees and suck a LOT of fucking dick to pay for Me to at least have a beater to drive til a better bigger car can be bought!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! You better get on it ASAP, or your phone number goes up in the NEXT post, with your address and all your photos and more humiliating stories.... Fucking loser. Yeah...