Silly old man stutters and stammers when he speaks to Me. My Royal Princess Presence leaves him rather awestruck. He makes Me giggle at his pathetic attempts to amuse and impress Me.
When I spoke to him last week I told him that he wasn't allowed to call Me back til he purchased a pair of panties to wear over that wee wittle willy of his. You see, silly old man has a TiNY little wiener, it's so small and pathetic that he has to tinkle sitting down, just like a little girl... and because of this, I informed him that he should be wearing little girl undies... I also informed him that I wouldn't speak to him again UNTIL he was wearing the girliest pair of panties he could purchase!
So... of course he couldn't go long without speaking to Me... My silly billy went out and bought some very girly little panties to put on his old pudgy body. More of that in a minute ~
My nerdy bird loves to pamper his Princess with lots of lavish gifts ~ he knows the lotions & fragrances that caress My skin are as close as he could ever get to touching Me... and the bikinis he has bought Me are as close as he could get to accompanying Me to the beach. He also knows that a girl like Me wouldn't give him the time of day UNLESS he purchased it from Me...
Last night when silly billy called Me I was getting ready for a night out. I had just come from a bath where I used body wash & scrubs he had purchased Me, I slathered the fragrant Victoria's Secret lotion (he bought Me) all over My naked body while I basically ignored him on the phone... I then spritzed Myself with the VS fragrance "Pure Seduction" (My favorite, and another gift from silly billy) while I told him about how My girlfriend's and I planned to go out and tease REAL MEN all night.
This silly old man listened diligently as I put on My make up and made Myself look HOT for the real men I was preparing to go out and impress. I teased him by describing My outfit, My shoes, even My undergarments... During the conversation he was on speakerphone while I made Myself look perfect, he was often ignored for several minutes at a time while I painted My perfect lips or brushed My teeth or perfected My eyeliner or mascara... he, desperate to please Me and keep Me happy, had the privilege of shopping for Me from My amazon wishlist while I giggled at him and babbled on and on about My plans for the night. I look forward to the new items that will be arriving in the mail next week! Silly billy loves to buy Me things that keep Me looking, smelling and feeling like the beautiful spoiled Princess that I am!
Before I hung up with him, I told him that because Myself and My Girlfriends (all Princesses, of course) would be out getting silly and tipsy and having fun... We may need a good giggle at the end of the night. I gave him his new assignment and instructed him to take photos of his girlie little panties and that the pictures had to be in My inbox by the time we returned from the night club!
The Girls and I got in REALLY late after joining some sexy boys for breakfast at an all night diner... but you wouldn't believe how loud My bedroom was when I opened My niteflirt mail and all five of My female friends laid eyes on these photos!!!! We busted out in a fit of drunken female giggles that probably woke up the neighbors!!!! It was fantastic!
BUTTERFLIES~~~~ Fucking, pastel, pretty little butterflies!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Silly billy really did it!!! He may not be good for MUCH, but he is definitely good for a laugh!!!! BUTTERFLIES!!! Are you kidding Me? Little fluttering butterflies! He managed to find the most juvenile, emasculating, pathetic panties possible... and We had a WONDERFUL giggle at his expense! Such a good little silly billy buying pressies for his Princess and following instructions so precisely!
Now... This silly old man didn't know I would be blogging about him today and he CERTAINLY didn't know I would be sharing his photos with the friends & fans of My blogspot... Hahaha... SURPRISE, silly billy!!!! These butterflies were just entirely too pretty to keep to Myself!
Janie & Meg actually fell onto the floor laughing and My friend Terri almost peed herself she was cracking up so hard! My girl friends are all between 20-25 and I'm sure you can imagine they have NOT been exposed to many middle aged men with teenie weiners rocking girlie panties! So, especially under the influence, this had My friends WAILING with laughter!
Oh My silly billy! I didn't know you had boobies too!! HAHAHA! Yeah... those titties are about the same size as Mine! LOL~! Whitney says she has a bra you can have!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
And your clitty is nearly the same size as Mine as well!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! I dunno though... Mine may be just a bit bigger!!!!
I gotta remind you all again that My bff, Princess Krissy will be here for a week starting on June 15. She will be around to take calls with Me all week. She is NOT a phone sex operator, she is NOT a Domme... She is just a wicked cool girl and she is My bestie... We set up a wishlist for Her and if you speak to Her or if we include Her in on our conversations, it would be good manners of you to buy Her something... because She is My best friend and She is FUCKING AMAZING and I love Her!
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